Ugh, we know, It’s the ever-present merch shop. But we can’t allow Carlos’ graphic design skills to go to waste! He’ll be designing new shirts whenever the mood hits, which will be printed in Orlando and sold at the kitchen.

For starters, we have the official Uncle Fatty’s Logo T, in five colors: Navy, Fuscia, Green, Baby Blue, and Turquoise. $20

The Neon Burger T, in black or white is also available. $25

Both shirts come in sizes S-4X

“One should either be a work of art or wear a work of art.”

- Oscar Wilde